Okay, I mentioned I tore my right rotator cuff, but I failed to mention this is my dominant arm. Yeah, good times. I've mentally been keeping a list of things I am finding rather challenging to do with my left arm. I'm not whining, it's actually kind of funny. Some of the following are impossible to do, and so they are in bold, others are just...a challenge.
- Drive (dang standard shift)
- Eat steak (unless someone oh-so-kindly pre-cuts it for me)
- Go to the bathroom (T.M.I?)
- Put on my sling
- Sweep
- Pick up said sweeped items (much more challenging than sweep)
- Use a knife, safely, I must add
- Open a jar
- Open a can (that may be impossible, but haven't actually tried that one, yet)
- Open pill bottles
- Raise the roof (woot woot)
- Walk the 85-lb dog
- Get dressed (SLEEVES! *shakes fist at the heavens*)
- Get undressed (SLEEVES!!!)
- Shake fist at the heavens (the left hand has now taken over this duty)
- Shake hands (again, thank you, left hand)
- High five (left only)
- Make a bed
- Wash, shave or dry armpits
- Apply deodorant
- Make a ponytail/braid
- Untie knots
- Tie shoes
- Rake leaves
- Do two things at once (that's probably for the best)
- Brush teeth.
- Floss teeth.
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